Wartun32 Fantasy Football Playoff Update

The 2006 Wartun32 Fantasy Football League Championship is being played this week after a couple of big Week 15 upsets of the #1 and #2 seeds. In the Toilet Bowl, a few teams have already been flushed down the drain (Victory Feast / Clay, Game Balls / Guru, Wheel Wold / Frank, It is Finished / Bolaji). Clay wins the dubious distinction of being the worst of the toilet bowl teams.

Game #1:
#5 seeded Hail Mary / Richard defeated #1 seeded The Cats / Nihal on a career performance by Marvin Harrison, who scored 34.60 points on three TDs from Peyton Manning. Final score: Hail Mary 131.35, The Cats 109.35.

Game #2:
#6 seeded Rock This Planet / Ron upset #2 seeded 4th Place / Loren (or is it Lauren?), powered by the RB tandem of Frank Gore and Rudi Johnson. Good thing the Bears were destroyed last week. Final score: Rock This Planet 100.60, 4th Place 95.10.

Here's a screenshot of the smack talk feature in use: "Any dude that interviews at Bare Escentuals is dooming himself in the playoffs"


Superbowl Matchup:
Rock This Planet / Ron versus Hail Mary / Richard. The winner takes home $288 (60% of the pot), and the runner-up takes home $48 (10%). Congrats to The Cats, who receive a payout of $48 for being the regular season winner overall (#1 seed).

Toilet Bowl Division Update:
So what happened to the rest of the money? No, the remaining money hasn't disappeared from my Paypal account; the bottom six teams are playing in the "Toilet Bowl", as the winner of the lower bracket gets the last 10% of the pot.

See the diagram on the right for a visual. (This should look familiar to the scene at the men's Wharton West bathrooms shortly after 10:30am for those of you who have heard me rant about why Wharton dudes make such a mess...) I had to calculate ("compoot", in OPIM 631 lingo) the numbers below for the bottom teams since our website doesn't do it automagically.

Toilet Bowl Division Results from Week 15: (bottom six teams)

0 points for bw	81.8
Wheel Wold	74.95
It is Finished	99.95
Wharton Westside	107.55
Worst of the Toilet Bowl
Victory Feast	98.55
Game Balls	104

Toilet Bowl Division Championship: 0 points for bw / Azar versus Wharton Westside / Adam
These guys are playing for 10% of the pot, which will help ease the pain of their season.

Here's a screenshot of the "smack talk" feature in use by Adam: "Get ready for some marginal propensity to lose, Wheel Wold":